Bookworms Unite!


My Private Stock: Small But Tasty (Oh, and I have granola bars on the bottom shelf, just in case)

My name is Caelie Orlosky, and I am a bookworm. I was one of the kids who wouldn’t sleep at night because I couldn’t stop turning the pages of the latest novel I had picked up. I’ve perfected the art of walking and reading at the same time (sometimes I even throw in some gum-chewing). Flashlights and paper cuts are a normal part of my life.

Unfortunately, my species has ended up on the endangered species list, right under the Zulia Toad Headed Sideneck and the Palanda Rocket Frog. Obviously, the list is not in alphabetical order…

Movies and television shows have threatened the source of our brain food, the now rare good book, leaving us with few alternative meal options. Magazines and newspapers provide a small amount of sustenance, and blog posts are a nice snack, but novels are what we crave. And the underwhelming number of readers has frightened off many potential producers.

I do believe there is hope, however. Walking to the bank the other day, I ran into a fellow bookworm, still in the juvenile stages. Actually, I didn’t run into him because, like all good bibliophiles, he had developed his walking-and-reading skills. But I did take notice of him, a ten-year-old boy catering to his appetite with a nice hard-cover novel. I felt a little like a pedophile, since I turned and gazed after him for a moment with a goofy grin on my face. But I SWEAR it was only because I was so surprised and happy to see a younger child reading a real book. If we could create a younger generation of bookworms, then I wouldn’t be compelled to act like such a creep, though my intentions are completely innocent. Seeing people, aside from myself, reading while out for a walk wouldn’t be such an anomaly.

So this is a call to arms to all the other bookworms out there who don’t want to see our numbers dwindle further in future generations. Somehow, we have to keep our species alive and thriving. I’m not sure how, but we need to find a way to breed the next generation of bibliophiles. Perhaps the next time a child — a niece, nephew, son, daughter, etc.– asks to go see a book-based movie, promise to take them only if they read the book first. Offering a reward is a rather dirty trick, but just maybe it could ignite the spark that will lead to a lifetime of reading, and a reemergence of the bookworm species.

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8 thoughts on “Bookworms Unite!

  1. lindseylooo says:

    I’m steadily creating a collection for my nephews (hoping they will love books just as much now as later!). And I absolutely LOVE seeing little kids reading. Makes my heart go all fluffy and warm.

  2. Great post! My mom used to get after me all the time when she saw me walking home from school and reading a book at the same time! Now I’m working on cultivating a love of reading in my 4 year old and will definitely not be upset if I catch him walk reading.

    • corlosky says:

      My mom still yells at me. I used to be a bit of a klutz, though I never did run into anything with my nose in a book. Thanks for reading, and influencing future readers!

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  4. justpeachy29 says:

    Loved this blog, it’s so true. My boyfriend refuses to read anything bigger than a tabloid newspaper and it actually physically pains me inside!! When I have kids (fingers crossed) they will be bookworms. I will demand it!

    • corlosky says:

      You are a gift to the bookworm race! My boyfriend is also an English person and bookworm, so that’s nice. If (which I’m hoping becomes a when…) I have kids, I will lead them down the path to bookwormedness. Thanks for reading!

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